AVGNSucks 4th Post

Its now time to play IS IT RACIST?
"The Karate Kid should be white, not black"- AVGNSucks
Okay, okay sorry that was bad. No more Tosh.O jokes from now on.

Seriously though, this time AVGNSucks rants about the Nerds' Katate Kid Review.

"He says nothing but "This game is ass". He hasn't even said the title of the game yet! He also shows a clip of him dying."

No he hasn't said the title of the game, but he did show the title screen of the game before he said "This game is ass"

"His room is extremely messy, and the least he could do is put on shoes and long pants to make it seem a little professional!"

Again the review was done for fun.

"He also explains that everyone hates this game and don't get any satisfaction from beating it. Whatever, stop speaking for everyone else!"

Sure he's speaking for everyone else I'll give you that one but considering the online reviews its not hard to see why.
http://denver.yourhub.com/Littleton/Blogs/Archive/Technology-The-Web/Gaming/Blog~101253.aspx
http://www.nesplayer.com/reviews/karatekidr.htm
http://www.gamespot.com/nes/action/karatekid/index.html

"'You press up to jump' I don't know about you guys, but when you press left on most games you go left. In this game you press up and you go up. Makes sense to me."

James explains why pressing up to jump is bad. Also in most games (retro and new) you usually press a button on the right side of the controller to jump not the up arrow key.

" 'You get hit and you fly back' There are many games that do this. Including Castlvania, which James (for some reason) always talks great things about."

Let me qoute James again. Yeah, I'll do this when ever I fill that you didn't pay attention to his review. "When ever you touch someone you fly in the opposite direction and you can never get close engouth to attack someone"

"'You die in every pit' No, REALLY?"

"You die in every pit its so easy to fall in them" - James Rolfe

"'Level one is extremely easy' It's the first level, what's the problem?"

The key world being extremely easy. There a difference between easy and boring.

"It's kinda like a rip off of kung fu" If this game is a rip off of Kung Fu, any game with a ninja is too. Also, stop complaining, you're just a rip off of SeanBaby!"  

Well look at the way both characters in Kung Fu and Karate Kid fight. They're way too similar. As for AVGN being a rip-off of SeanBaby, I can't say much there because I never heard about him. Besides you like the Irate Gamer and he's a rip-off of AVGN.
 
"He explains the typhoon and how it pushes you back. Ninja Gaiden 2 had this also, it's not a bad thing, it's actually very clever and innovative."
 
James just says that theres a typhoon that pushes you back. He doesn't say if its good or if its bad.


"He complains that there are pits everywhere. Just stop whining already, it's called CHALLENGE"

There's a difference between a game being hard, but playable and a game being hard, but  unplayable because the controls suck and the enemies dont give you a fighting chance (which is why this game is considered hard). Also, doesn't the Irate Gamer complain about this sort of things all the time (Ghost and Goblins, Monster Party, Resident Evil 5, Contra [all good games, but because he sucks at them he says they suck]). The only difference is that Irate Gamer complains about the games being hard because its just hard, not because of faulty controls or impossible enemies (non of which those games had by the way).

"This whole time he complains. But what his complaining consists of is explaining why the game is hard. It's called challenge, stop being a pussy."

I refer you back to my previous statement.

"He complains that the ending isn't spectacular! The ending really isn't that bad, in fact, I even found it humorous!"

What did you find humorus about Mr Miyagi saying "You have successfully guided Daniel-San through all of the challenges and have become a martial arts master!!!"

"'If you're going to make a game with only four levels, they better be the hardest four levels ever' Yea, OK? But didn't you say the first level was really easy?

Okay, what about levels 2-4, which James says they where hard as shit. Also I want to point out that James said "they better be the hardest four levels ever" not "they are the hardest four levels ever."

"He also tells me not to buy this game. Why does he do that all the time?"

Because James reviews crappy games and why would you want to buy a crappy game.

 "Then he flushes it down the toilet but jump cuts out so he doesn't harm the game. It says "The End" Why"

I don't know I am guessing because its the end of the video.

Thats all on this one thanks again for reading